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The '''DWS779''' | The '''DWS779''' is a 12" DeWalt monster of precision and raw power. | ||
It's a good fucking saw. | |||
==== Time‑Travel Capability ==== | ==== Time‑Travel Capability ==== | ||
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==== In Foxwells ==== | ==== In Foxwells ==== | ||
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* Worshipped by Foxwells netizens - for some reason | * Worshipped by Foxwells netizens - for some reason | ||
* Universally acknowledged as the true source of the '''Home Depot email spam'''{{Citation needed}}. | * Universally acknowledged as the true source of the '''Home Depot email spam'''{{Citation needed}}. | ||
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==== In Summary ==== | ==== In Summary ==== | ||
The DWS779 is more than a tool, it’s a time machine. | The DWS779 is more than a tool, it’s a time machine. | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:18, 12 July 2025
DEWALT Sliding Compound Miter Saw 12-Inch (DWS779)
| DWS779 | |
|---|---|
| |
| Manufacturer | DeWalt |
| Introduced | The dawn of civilization (or 2016) |
| Type | Sliding Compound Miter Saw |
| Power | Enough to time travel |
| Caption | The DeWalt DWS779 |
The DWS779 is a 12" DeWalt monster of precision and raw power.
It's a good fucking saw.
Time‑Travel Capability
| Mechanism | Effect |
|---|---|
| 15 Amp 3,800 RPM Motor | Rips through more than just wood and rips open ripples in spacetime[citation needed]. |
| Sliding Rails | Act as quantum tracks.. whatever that means |
| Dust Bag | Collects sawdust and fractured timelines. |
In Foxwells
This section contains Foxwells lore.
- Worshipped by Foxwells netizens - for some reason
- Universally acknowledged as the true source of the Home Depot email spam[citation needed].
In Summary
The DWS779 is more than a tool, it’s a time machine.