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	==== In Summary ====		==== In Summary ====
	The DWS779 is more than a tool, it’s a time machine.		The DWS779 is more than a tool, it’s a time machine.


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	The '''DWS779'''-a 12" DeWalt monster of precision and raw power.		The '''DWS779''' is a 12" DeWalt monster of precision and raw power.

	It's a good fucking saw.		It's a good fucking saw.

Utsuho at 21:43, 6 July 2025

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	==== In Foxwells ====		==== In Foxwells ====
			{{Lore}}
	* Worshipped by Foxwells netizens - for some reason		* Worshipped by Foxwells netizens - for some reason
	* Universally acknowledged as the true source of the '''Home Depot email spam'''{{Citation needed}}.		* Universally acknowledged as the true source of the '''Home Depot email spam'''{{Citation needed}}.

Roxy at 21:23, 6 July 2025

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	The '''DWS779'''-a 12" DeWalt monster of precision and raw power.		The '''DWS779'''-a 12" DeWalt monster of precision and raw power.

			It's a good fucking saw.
	==== Time‑Travel Capability ====		==== Time‑Travel Capability ====
	{\| class="wikitable"		{\| class="wikitable"

Utsuho: Created page with "=== DEWALT Sliding Compound Miter Saw 12-Inch (DWS779)=== {| class="infobox" style="font-size: 90%; border: 1px solid #aaa; background: #fff8dc; max-width: 600px;" |- ! colspan="2" style="background: #f0c040; color: black; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-size: 125%;" | DWS779 |- | colspan="2" style="text-align: center;" | 300px |- | '''Manufacturer''' || DeWalt |- | '''Introduced''' || The dawn of civilization (or 2016) |- | '''Type''' ||..."

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Created page with "=== DEWALT Sliding Compound Miter Saw 12-Inch (DWS779)=== {| class="infobox" style="font-size: 90%; border: 1px solid #aaa; background: #fff8dc; max-width: 600px;" |- ! colspan="2" style="background: #f0c040; color: black; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-size: 125%;" | DWS779 |- | colspan="2" style="text-align: center;" | 300px |- | '''Manufacturer''' || DeWalt |- | '''Introduced''' || The dawn of civilization (or 2016) |- | '''Type''' ||..."

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=== DEWALT Sliding Compound Miter Saw 12-Inch (DWS779)===

{| class="infobox" style="font-size: 90%; border: 1px solid #aaa; background: #fff8dc; max-width: 600px;"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background: #f0c040; color: black; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-size: 125%;" | DWS779
|-
| colspan="2" style="text-align: center;" | [[File:dws779.jpg|300px]]
|-
| '''Manufacturer''' || DeWalt
|-
| '''Introduced''' || The dawn of civilization (or 2016)
|-
| '''Type''' || Sliding Compound Miter Saw
|-
| '''Power''' || Enough to time travel
|-
| '''Caption''' || The DeWalt DWS779
|}

The '''DWS779'''-a 12" DeWalt monster of precision and raw power.
==== Time‑Travel Capability ====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Mechanism !! Effect
|-
| 15 Amp 3,800 RPM Motor || Rips through more than just wood and rips open ripples in spacetime{{Citation needed}}.
|-
| Sliding Rails || Act as quantum tracks.. whatever that means
|-
| Dust Bag || Collects sawdust and fractured timelines.
|}

==== In Foxwells ====
* Worshipped by Foxwells netizens - for some reason
* Universally acknowledged as the true source of the '''Home Depot email spam'''{{Citation needed}}.

==== In Summary ====
The DWS779 is more than a tool, it’s a time machine.